Official Vampire Community Press Statement
April 1, 2014
The citizens for the advancement of vampiric philosophy and freedom of expression hereby endorse Jake Rush, Florida Congressional Candidate. Jake’s strong conservative values of personal responsibility tempered with his admirable position on protecting the rights of others to engage in whatever extracurricular social activity or lifestyle they deem appropriate is in keeping with our ideals. We wish him all the best with his political aspirations in the coming election and stand cape-to-cape beside him with our fangs sharpened. It is our hope that his leadership will help steer America back to its constitutionally rooted principles of upholding the rights of private citizens against the tyranny of government and those who seek to oppress our individual freedoms.
Sincerely,
The Vampi(y)re Illuminati Puppet Masters
of the American (Global) Political System
Jake Rush For Congress
http://www.jakerushforcongress.com
Additional Reading For The Common Man
(& Politicians Reading This From Their Desks In Washington, D.C.):
Demystifying ‘Real’ Vampirism For The Rest Of Us
http://merticus.com/vampirenews/2013/02/16/demystifying-real-vampirism-for-the-rest-of-us/
Reference:
http://www.redstate.com/2014/04/01/satan-witchcraft-role-play-and-challengers/
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/04/meet-jake-rush-florida-congressional-candidate-and-vampire
http://gawker.com/florida-man-runs-for-congress-embraces-his-cosplay-rap-1556185389
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/04/01/1288826/-Congressional-Candidate-Jake-Russ-And-Put-On-My-Rape-Face
http://www.saintpetersblog.com/jake-russ-conservative-congressional-gop-hopefuls-bizarre-double-life
http://www.saintpetersblog.com/vampire-role-playing-is-recreational-says-father-of-gop-candidate-jake-rush
http://www.saintpetersblog.com/jake-rush-responds
http://www.gainesville.com/article/20140401/ARTICLES/140409977
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/nakedpolitics/2014/04/even-by-fl-standards-jake-russ-campaign-is-100-percent-strange.html
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/florida-republican-jake-rush-comes-out-as-huge-nerd.html?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2014/04/01/vampire_larping_candidate_accuses_his_republican_opponent_of_being_too_liberal.html
http://www.alligator.org/opinion/editorials/article_80e2c6f6-ba17-11e3-af0a-001a4bcf887a.html
http://www.ibtimes.com/meet-jake-rush-republican-candidate-vampire-role-player-1566407
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/gone-viral/os-florida-congressional-candidate-vampire-20140402,0,929583.post
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/04/congressional-campaign-rattled-by-unearthed-vampire-photos/
http://www.cnet.com/news/congressional-candidate-is-proud-to-be-a-vampire/
http://reason.com/blog/2014/04/02/vampire-congressman-coming-soon-to-showt
http://time.com/46000/role-playing-gop-candidate-takes-heat-over-his-occult-fantasies/
http://www.mediaite.com/online/gop-candidate-is-secretly-a-vampire-this-is-not-an-april-fools-joke/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/04/02/this-republican-candidate-wants-everyone-to-stop-talking-about-his-vampire-costume-good-luck-with-that/
Florida’s ‘Vampire’ Congressional Candidate Might Be The Future Of American Politics
By Hunter Walker – Business Insider – April 1, 2014
http://www.businessinsider.com/floridas-vampire-candidate-future-of-american-politics-2014-4
Keep These Satanists Out Of Congress!
When Republicans Turn Satanic Panic On Their Own
By Joseph Laycock – Religion Dispatches – April 2, 2014
http://www.religiondispatches.org/dispatches/josephlaycock/7750/keep_these_satanists_out_of_congress_/
